Never eat yellow snow.
This, too, shall pass!
In ten years, is it really going to matter?
Never, ever... under any circumstances... jump off of a bridge into the lake.
Just because you have it, does NOT mean you should flaunt it!
Drugs will fry your brain - don't do them! Just say no!
The high you receive from drinking alcohol can never compare to the high you have when you're high on Jesus!
Never let a boy disrespect you, or belittle you, for having a high moral standard! IT won't fall off if you don't touch it! If he says it will... run the other way!!!
Try to get along with your siblings... They will end up being your best friends.
Never eat a spoonful of cinnamon-- Just ask my friend, Julie ;)
High heels are not all they're cracked up to be! Do not sacrifice comfort for fashion... your feet will thank you! With that said, I DO love a good wedge!
Socialization is not the reason you go to school... If you're not learning, you need to reevaluate your priorities.
Do not choose a college based on the 'party rating'!! You will end up hungover, and broke. Don't ask me how I know this!
Sticking your tongue out in photos is... odd. Not attractive at all! Wouldn't a smile be much nicer?!?!?!!?
You will consider naming your children after rockers... bad idea!
You can try to sneak out. These days, we have alarms. Might want to reconsider.
Your life will not end if you do not have access to your cell phone and/or your computer for a day, or even an extended period of time. Try it!!! You might just find that your life is a lot less complicated, and much more stress-free.
Just because your body can shake that way does not mean that's its intended use.
And, I'm wondering...
How early does one need to go to bed at night... to wake up in the morning feeling like PDiddy?
cw
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